Sunday 31 July 2011
Saturday 30 July 2011
Friday 29 July 2011
Thursday 28 July 2011
Typical Birthday
WOW my birthday was shitey. Firstly my mum only wrapped 2 of my presents so it was just like here is a pile of books and a blender knock yersel' out. Then everyone fell asleep when I was unwrapping my two presents. Then I booked tickets for Bridesmaids and told my mum to remember my passport cuz the cinema might not believe I was 15. Anyway we're half way to the station and my mum suddenly blurts out that she has forgotten my passport and blames me for not reminding her enough (she asks me to remind her of things and then accuses me of treating her like an invalid when I do) after a firm and uncomfortable man handle she runs back to the house while me and my sister walk the rest of the way (oh yeah we walked because mum wanted to get drunk) ALL the way to the station my sister moans about how she has never been asked for ID at the cinema. After a long wait mum informs me that she had taken a taxi back from the house and remarked on how cheap it was thus rendering the fact that we WALKED completely pointless. After a short train journey of mum asking very specific questions whilst answering her question in her question and still expecting an answer we got there. Bridesmaids was as quotable as Mean Girls and waaaay more hilarious. Then we all got drunk and got a taxi home driven by a Mr Brian something-begining-with-C
(EDIT) Oh but what was good was that my dad remembered my birthday and left a card through the letterbox. I am pretty sure my mum had to text him this morning though.
(EDIT) Oh but what was good was that my dad remembered my birthday and left a card through the letterbox. I am pretty sure my mum had to text him this morning though.
Wednesday 27 July 2011
Tuesday 26 July 2011
Annoying Feeling of Unfulfilment
Having "post novel depression" after finishing Bridget Jones' Diary and fearing inevitable death by Alsation, fat and alone. The fact that I have lived through the summer holidays without a) a holiday b) contact or any sign of going-out-of-their-way-to-show-it love. The only thing that has kept me going is feeling of getting thinner (An odd side effect I have acquired through sheer loneliness is that when I am not training all I day I simply do not eat) and trying to claw back rapidly decreasing muscle tone.
Also practically shaking from drinking a coke because have not eaten anything and the caffeine overload is similar to some sort of tsunami.
I feel hungry, alone and unloved. Stupid bitch Jones at least has Darcy.
Also practically shaking from drinking a coke because have not eaten anything and the caffeine overload is similar to some sort of tsunami.
I feel hungry, alone and unloved. Stupid bitch Jones at least has Darcy.
Monday 25 July 2011
Sunday 24 July 2011
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