Bill Bailey

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Projects

 Above is a bag I made out of a suit jacket and shirt, it was inspired by a bag that was $200 and I was like Nooooo... I'll just make one!

 This is an unfinished tutu I'm making for my friend to model. The whole bodice will be covered in mirrors when it's finished.

 This is a bag made out of some old material and a pair of old jeans.

 I sewed headphones into a zip to solve my "knotted cables" problem.

A pair of two cities

Ditto

All I can say is that this sums up how I feel about myself.

Favourite movie of ALL TIME!

Forever

Talk

Postsecret 3

Stairway

                                  Have just fallen in love with Stairway To Heaven, thanks to Bill Bailey

Good

Secrets.

Laugh as much as you breathe

Reality

Central Park

Woman, Legend, Kirsty

Kirsty Hilsop and Jennifer Kerr playing the Lying Down Game in Sainsburys. Absolute legends.

Postsecret 2

STATSCREEN!

   I use the term with complete seriousness LOL

Morphine

Oh Albus

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be

It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure

The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution

It is important to fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay, though never quite eradicated

-Albus

Chameleon

What would happen if you put a chameleon on a mirror?

Not MY Nan

as my dear old nan used to say…

“      What a bunch of cunts      ”

Las Vegas

Teen

Immaculate

The inspiration for the name of my blog

Darling

The only thing that excites
                                                           me         
                                                                                anymore
                                                                                                            are those little disruptions to my day.

Post Secret

Yes you.

I don't care if you want to be a stupid bitch to me but please don't take up MY time with your attention seeking

Technologic

                  

Yeah, yeah, yea, yea, yeah, yeah.  

Laugh

Regret

Oh why?

Pasta

Pills

Simple